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If
you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. |
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In
the first place, God made idiots. That was for practice. Then he made
school boards. |
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It
could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly
American criminal class except Congress. |
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It
is better to deserve honors and not have them than to have them and
not to deserve them. |
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It
is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it
and remove all doubt. |
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It
is by the fortune of God that, in this country, we have three benefits:
freedom of speech, freedom of thought, and the wisdom never to use
either. |
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It
is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three
unspeakably precious things : freedom of speech, freedom of conscience,
and the prudence never to practice either. |
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It's
not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in
the dog. |
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Keep
away from small people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people
always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too,
can become great. |
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Kindness
is a language which the deaf can hear, and the blind can read. |
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Let
us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not
succeed. |
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Let
us endeavor so to live that when we come to die even the undertaker
will be sorry. |
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Let
us live so that when we come to die even the undertaker will be sorry. |
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Loyalty
to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul. |
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My
mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed
it. |
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Never
tell the truth to those unworthy of it.... |
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Of
the delights of this world man cares most for sexual intercourse,
yet he has left it out of his heaven. |
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Principles
have no real force except when one is well-fed. |
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Suppose
you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I
repeat myself. |
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The
best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up. |
